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Boredom strucked the Gods of Olympus.
Like Zeus' lightning bolt bursting through the clouds, the Gods are suddenly caught up in the rhythm of their lives, which have become far too monotonous. After thousands of years of the same routine, they no longer found satisfaction in their feasting and drinking - despite the efforts of Dionysus, who scoured the earth's vineyards to bring satisfaction to his fellow Olympian companions.
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Zeus, tired of this monotony, sent Hermes, messenger of the Gods, to Earth. The purpose of this journey was to take inspiration from human beings: to understand how this simple mortals keep themselves entertained.
This trip was supposed to be a short round trip among the creatures of Earth, but Zeus was surprised when Hermes did not return back until 420 days... As if this was not enough, Hermes even dared to display a blissful smile on his face. Provocation. The fury invaded Zeus. WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS ACT!
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But fortunately for our messenger, he did not return empty-handed. Indeed, he carried with him bags full of herbs. Hermes, now with his 420 days of experience among mortals, taught the other Gods how to roll a PERFECT JOINT. Zeus, somewhat skeptical, took the thin rolled paper containing the herb on his lips and set it on fire with the tip of his lightning bolt. After a few deep puffs, his pupils dilated and a feeling of lightness seized him, then only one idea crossed his head: IT’S TIME TO PARTY AGAIN!
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It is at this precise moment that the God of the Gods asked Dionysus to take over. He was requested to organize the biggest banquet that Olympus had ever seen in a million centuries: an astonishing feast followed:
Alcohol, mouthwatering dishes and herbs were everywhere on the tables. But, the Gods had eyes only for the herbs.
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It had been a long time since they had laughed so hard and had such a good time. Zeus spoke up:
”Hermes, it was a long wait for your return, but thanks to your discovery, we can now have a good time again on Mount Olympus.”
The party continued and never stopped. -
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